Carlos Medina

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina She said, I'd like a drink, I said OK, I'd go get it Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips And I knew that she was with it So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess Sheena was a man So I threw him out, I dont fool around With in Oscar Meyer weiner You must be sure that your girl is pure For the Funky Cold Medina

D.O.B.: 10/21/79

HOMETOWN: San Antonio, Texas

JOINED LEAGUE: 2005

JOINED DRAGONS: 2005

COLLEGE: Texas Wesleyan University

POSITION: P/OF

FACTS: Doesn't like getting baseballs hit at his cup. Once tossed a no-hitter against Austin College (Texas) with eight strikeouts and no walks. He would have posted a perfect game if not for two errors that allowed runners to reach base.

NICKNAME: Funky Cold, Coconut

QUOTE: "So what color underwear are you wearing?"