Team Rules

  1. When told to, wear the Dumb Helmet with Pride.

  2. Everyone pays, everyone plays...eventually. Better players will garner more playing time. This is merit based; this is not a good ole' boys club.

  3. Show up 1 hour prior to game time. This important so that I can set the line up and everyone has an opportunity to stretch and get loose. We stretch as a team.

  4. If you are not going to make it to the game for any reason, you must let me know as early as possible. No call-no shows are not tolerated.

  5. Everyone keeps the book. If you do not know how to keep score, learn.

  6. When batting and on base, you must pay attention to signs.

  7. We are here to have fun, damn it! Don't lose your cool.

  8. Everyone retrieves foul balls.

  9. I have an open door policy. Got a gripe? Come to me and we will work it out. Gripe to someone else and not me, and you won't be playing anymore.

  10. Everyone follows the league rules. Not clear about the rules? Ask!